Francine “Frog” Kermit

Born Francine Jennifer Kermit, Frog instead chooses to go by a less formal appellation in her everyday life. Not to be confused by her vibrant green dyed hair.

Ex-cheerleader, second-most-popular-kid at high school and not-so-secret best friend to Elaine Mercer. While she never could get herself elevated all the way to Homecoming Queen, she certainly tried her best to insinuate into every popular clique at school. Nothing quite like four years of the Cheer Squad and all the dark social cogs grinding away in the clockwork of interpersonal political dramas to jade a person and drive them into an addiction: academics and boys.

With a double dose on the boys.

Between her double-major in Chemical Engineering and Electrical Engineering, Frog certainly has her academic career spelled out for her, and with her days of pretending to be a glittering ditz for the purposes of being a social butterfly behind her, she has more than enough brainpower to make short work of her course work. This leaves her with a great deal of time for extracurricular romps with the co-ed population…

But even with her constant, and numerous, trysts, Frog has only one other great passion: getting into trouble with Elaine.

Frog runs brawns (with a side of smarts) to Elaine’s brains, and seeing as how Elaine has little social sense herself, she also needs someone with enough instinct on her side to keep her from sticking her foot in other people’s mouths.

Emerald green hair, amply visible cleavage, athletic musculature—all bundled up in a snappy package who likes fencing, boys, and can diagram the orbital energy valence of any molecule tossed her way.